PosterNutbag

the local weather report in a nutshell: we may have precipitation this weekend. then again, we may not. if & when it does happen, it will come in the form of snow, sleet, &/or rain in an undetermined amount.

it's official. it's been a whole year.

you know, everytime someone kacks, i mourn that i did not include them on my death pool. how 'bout that?

and while i'm complaining, i'd just like to say that people who park in the fire lane at grocery stores should be executed. why is their shopping needs more urgent than mine? PARK you lazy asshole!

ok. i'm better now.

i fucking love tv. vh1 has that celebrity fit club and that is just gigantic (please to note sarcasm). sidenote: check out the list of characters- geeezz but i can't say i hate wednesday night tv, cause that would be a fib. these days i find myself hooked on lost... tell me one of you are watching too.

even more than loving wednesday night tv, i am digging on tivo. now that it is up and actively recording my favorites i feel so in control of my social reprogramming. ppsstt... i heard a rumor that this guy is giving one away if you're so inclined

on a different topic, i am totally hoping that this year's superbowl is all about the steelers vs. the eagles. i just like to imagine the ramifications of a state divided against itself and the potential drama that could ensue. you just know those pennsylvanians are packing heat...

......another day off tomorrow and i couldn't be more grateful. honestly, i wish i had a whole week off. i won't bother you with the any details, but work is a real bitch. and i am sick of it.

last night i found myself interested in the childish banter exclusive to the chat rooms. people on the internet are too much and i ate it up til almost 2am. the guys at red vs blue describe it best.

watched a bit of the dog show this weekend and a bit of football. but not enough to know who won either. somebody fill me in.



ps. apparently tivo is not fun to hook up.

even pimps have hearts

sexually explicit spam has it's day in court

conservatives search for anal retentive and get anal sex

OKians call to make payment and are propostioned for another kind of deposit

remember: phone sex disrupts others trying to eat

it's probably just part of my narcissistic personality, but i am straight stupid for birthdays-- especially mine which is, of course, today. i can't hide the silly grin or the feeling that today is nothing short of special. and as whittler points out that i'm a scant 2.25 and therefore quite youthful. spry too. i'm feelin' spry.

so, i expect this birthday will be a good one. there are plans to spend the weekend with my best gal-pal who'll be in town for the occasion. i have already begun preparations for the jersey (read: big hair & makeup) that is about to crash at my pad. and between you & me, i just may insist that we all go to the gay bar for some cheap drinks and much much dancing. maybe.

new year's eve was what it was. dinner, a couple of parties, and me a bit trashed. nothing unexpected. nothing exciting.... and so the new year is off to its usual start. i'm back to work in my basement office, where i try my damnest to service the good people of the city. meh. it's all so depressing. (life, that is.)

anyhow, this friday is my birthday and i will be old. very old... i will accept any good and/or bad wishes via the comment section.


(now: go vote for the kitty and fat dude at BoB cause, well, they do good work)