PosterNutbag

i ate all the thin mints.

i think i need to get real drunk and party real hard. It is all WAY overdue.

i couldnt be more annoyed. Darkness tickets seemed to have sold out in a matter of minutes and I did not get any. riDONKulous!

Ok, you are usually so with it, so you probably already know this.... but:

The Darkness, April 6th, 9:30Club, tickets on sale 2/26.

You should definitely come with. Consider this an invite.

it is a shitty day in lovely Shepherdstown, and I am stuck at work with nothing to do. I am assuming the bossman will be arriving soon to use & abuse me some more. (there's nothing like being treated like an idiot) *sigh* i need a new job.

so the sex & the city finale was fairly decent--- with everyone's life tying up nice & neat. Carrie found her consuming, head-over-heels love (come on now, does that really exist?!?) in Mr. Big, who's real name ends up being John. Samantha finally admits her love for Smith (how is he such a good guy?), Charolette adopts an asian kid, and Miranda softens up a bit.... I hate to admit, though, I cried. I am such a girl! I can't believe it's all over-- what am I going to watch now? I really should've given the OC a chance~ now it seems too late to start watching it....

I caught the finale of My Big Fat Obnoxious finace-- which ended up being a big fat obnoxious fox show. I can't even believe the amount of money that she won her & her family. Completely Ri-DON-culous! Where's my $500,000--- i am a selfish, greedy bitch too. Don't I deserve it?!

I need to get out more....


create your own visited states map
or write about it on the open travel guide

I am headed downtown to the hockey game tonight--- even though the CAPS suck ass this season. I couldn't pass up some free tickets (thanks to Terry) and I am happy to report that I will be seated oooh-so-close. (there's nothing better than good, free seats!) I am hoping to see some blood or at least a tooth getting knocked out.

So, I guess I'll be routing for you CAPS, since you're my home team and I've stuck with you thus far. But just know this: I am not happy with you.

i blame kitty
I can't get this damn modest mouse album (the moon & antarctica) out of my cd player.

i'm a dirty, dirty girl
I am not very good at "keeping house". My shit is dirty and dusty and cluttered and I could just scream. Someone send me a maid.
On top of that, I am stinky. I need to bathe, immediately.

i dig coca-cola
It's a real problem.





did i mention that i'm a dirty girl?

ok, i have lots to say.. it's been a few days.. I've been in suffolk, VA (damn it smells there) visiting with the fam (damn my cousin's lil' girl is cute) and I have been neglecting you. Don't hold it against me. please.

tv sucks
have you been sucked into "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance"? I am ashamed, really..... but I must admit I have watched that awful show more than once. I won't even make excuses. Truly, it is a terrible show. I am not even sure what the exact concept is --- something about a girl trying to convince her family that she is in love with and going to marry a complete slob of a guy. Apparently, as long as her whole family shows up for and does not openly object to the wedding she gets a millon dollars, but of course there is a twist. Somehow the joke is all on her, bc the obnoxious guy is really an actor. whatever. Fox is so sleazy. Best quote of the night, though: girl's father's response to the wedding rehearsal "It was somewhat emotionless because it seemed like a rehearsal to me".

I should also take this time to admit that each morning I have my coffee with Live with Regis & Kelly. Was it just me or was Regis particularly funny this morning? He is a sarcastic bastard and I love that about him. and, yes, Kelly is super-annoying, but she can be so bitter towards Reg and inappropriate that she is tolerable. Plus they keep me current with the hottest trends.

i watch terrible tv. i know..... but you watch the wb, don't you? .... so, really, you can't talk.

7yr bitch
So the husband and I have officially been "together" for 7 years! 7 Fucking years!! Our anniversary was yesterday. Now, I'm terrible with dates and I don't even think there is a reason why Feb 16th is our "dating" anniversary, but it is and 7 years is a long-ass time.

i love you baby.

i hate work
so i have no mind for work today--- lucky for me i am off the rest of the week......

Email is a weird thing. Not quite a letter, not quite talkin'. And some of you bastards never actually write but rather, you send supposedly humorous forwards that are supposed to substitute for actual interaction. Now don't get me wrong the occasional forward can be entertaining. However, on a whole, I hate forwards. They trick you into thinking you have real mail only to let you down by being obnoxious "you're the best friend ever" poems and paranoid "people are memorizing your pin at ATM machines" warnings. And the worst are those, "forward to ten of your closest friends and your wish will come true, don't and you will have bad luck for 7 years". what fucking pressure. as if i don't have enough to worry about.

Today, I was excited to see that i had 3 new emails in my inbox, only to discover that they were all forwards. While one of them was the lame "put your name on this list and forward to everyone you know" chain mail, the other two turned out to be mildly entertaining. Forward number one bore the title "You know you grew up in the late 80s/early 90s if..." It, of course, was a somewhat predictable list of fads & trends from this ooh-so cheesy era. Though I found it a bit nostalgic--- thinking back on the good ol' days of Babysitter's Club, Judy Blume, Alf, Garbage Pail Kids, playing MASH & truth-or dare at slumber parties, Hypercolor t-shirts, Rainbow Bright, slap bracelets, Strawberry Shortcake, NKOTB, Bon Jovi, fluorescent colored clothing, jump rope, Skids, jelly shoes, the Oregon Trail computer game,......... shit, those were good times.

The second forward was entitled "The 6 Levels of Hangovers". The email itself was fairly dumb-- going over 6 supposed levels of hangover-edness.... Quite frankly, I could not relate, as I go from drunk->friendly->horny->sick in a matter of minutes, but it did teach me my new favorite word:
Lambaste, meaning 1.To give a thrashing to; beat. 2. To scold sharply; berate. Use this word three times today and it is yours to keep---forever. (don't say I have never given you anything)

I woke up this morning after having a strange dream that I was involved in a war-- not like I was clad in camoflauge, running through dusty streets, dodging bullets-- it was more like a wargame of sorts. Me and some friends defending this dark, wooded area 'cept we had these ghetto guns that only shot one bullet & constantly had to be reloaded and only a small stash of hand gernades. Not like I was any good at this war thing either---- I am a terrible shot and I was missing everyone. I even let a gernade go too early and almost blew myself up. And it was then that I stopped my dream and said to myself, what the hell am i doing in a war? i don't want to kill anyone and I am gonna get myself killed. with that, i woke up.

strange, strange stuff.......

The bossman just cut back my hours here at the "gallery", bringing me from 4 days a week down to 3 days. It couldn't suck more because I am desperately strapped for cash! I suppose I will have to suck it up and seriously start looking for a new job. I must say, though,I have no idea what i want out of a job other than lots of money and lots of time off. Of course I spent 5 years in college to be a social worker but i just don't know that i want to travel down that road again----> little reward for a fucking ton of hard work with ungrateful assholes (sadly, i am not even talking about the clients). .....*sigh* any ideas folks? pass on your good ideas and contact people. i need a job!

Sunday has to be my favorite night of television. I mean, any night that boasts a new simpsons is already primo. But then its over to HBO for sex & the city (i know, i know- but it IS the last seaon, folks) and curb your enthusiam (hilarious--- you should be watching). Followed by some Adult Swim gems--- Home Movies, Space Ghost C2C, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, and the Brak show. *groan* i love those guys over at adult swim. they are so smart and sexy!

listen, you have to check out the link under "bizarro" (<--to the left there)..... that guy's a freak--- freakier than you even--- and I can't stand it. so click away and don't forget to turn on the speakers on.

My horoscope for today (capricorn) according to Yahoo!Astrology is as follows:

If you're into writing, dear Capricorn, this is the perfect day to sit down at the computer and churn out the words - even if it's only a letter to your mother. Your imagination is especially vivid, your expression clear and understandable, and your vocabulary skills especially acute. If this is a thesis or article, you may spend hours on it - but don't worry. It'll be that much better for it.

Not that I ever listen to such things, but really, i'm not feeling very "write-y" today.... and geeze, look at my vocab skills----- NOT especially acute as this horoscope suggests. Here I am anyway, sitting down at the computer, trying to "churn out" something interesting for what few readers I have.

Which leads me to my next topic: fuck chinstrap! Don't visit his blog, ever! No reason to- he sucks ass. (truth be told, I am merely bitter bc the jackass has still not added me to his list of "bloggers i like"...... i feel so slighted...... *sigh* perhaps that is the whole point)

In any case, you are here and that is all that matters. Bc, quite frankly, I love you.

With announcements that the Pixies plan to reunite for the first time since 1993, I can't help but wonder if the band is selling out. It seems the Pixies are slated to hit the road in April for an 11 city warm-up (are ya coming to DC?!?) and will then head over to Europe for a may-july tour. In addition the label will be releasing a 23 track compilation cd with the working title Wave of Mutilation- Best of the Pixies and a dvd compilation of videos, live footage, and the documentary "Gouge". Now don't get me wrong, I freakin' love the Pixies, but this all just sounds too good to be true. But reports are apparenty making David Bowie happy (he covered "Cactus" on his current tour and told his Chicago crowd that this reunion was the best news he'd heard all year) and, damnit, that stands for something.

So i am alone at the "gallery" this week while the boss man is in NY, and I couldn't be more bored. On one hand, it is good to be solo (i can work at my own pace, minus the bitchiness of those around me). But on the other, i have very little human contact (we are SLOW). In the past 2 days I have emailed just about everyone I know, read the local newspaper cover-to-cover, checked the classifieds, and played around with the blog nonstop. Not to mention, the countless phone calls to poor Jeff at work-- he always takes the brunt of my boredom. (sorry babe)

The weather doesn't help either. This wintry mix is for the birds! It would be nice to have some sun--- i don't even need it to be warm, just sunny.

I shouldn't complain.

thanks to the mentoring of kitty and a little site called haloscan, posternutbag is now a wee bit interactive. please holla back at a sista-- you know you want to.

As we do each year, the hubby and I hosted our 7th annual superbowl bash and, dare i say, this year was the best. (the only rival would be the year my best friend's landlord bought me countless drinks at the local bar and it was some time before i remembered that i was infact hosting a party and should be at home)

So, like 15 people show up--- a couple i didn't even know--- and we all got rowdy & loud- just like football should be. (i'd like to incorporate such rowdiness into my everyday life.) Pizza, football, beer, smoke, a lil' wiener dog celebrating his 4th bday, spanicopalas, and lots of testosterone.... a winning combination if i do say so myself. Besides, you all know: I always enjoy a good opportunity to talk some smack!

After the game, we couldn't resist watching a little Aqua Teen Hunger Force. If you have yet to catch this adult swim gem (sunday nights, 11:45), you have indeed been missing out. I can't even begin to decide who my fav character is--- but the dynamic between meatwad and shake is more humor than i can bare! watch it-- that's an order.